This corner of cyberspace is for you.
It's for the you that is tired after a long day of hard work and needs reprieve. It's for the you that knows not where to turn or what to do in the dark face of inactivity. For the you that gets so bored, it hurts.
Buddy, you earned it.
Now turn in that overachiever badge and prepare to be entertained.
Or at least get woefully distracted.
The slackers have made their alliance.
Lollygag long time~!
And CUT TO an appropriately epic end to this Debut!